This Is Kristin

My son stayed home from school sick today, so we were sitting around making up knock knock jokes, some of his were funny: 

• “Why did the door move houses? ….. It was tired of getting slammed.”
• “Why did the tooth get in trouble at church?… It was too wiggly.”  
• And the best of all which made no sense, “Why did the moose cross the road?…. moo.” 

My other two boys love to laugh, and my oldest loves to make them laugh, so he could say anything in joke form and they would be rolling in laughter.  It’s fun to watch…. 

Tiny Talk Tuesday.

*The other day Blue brought home a paper inviting the dads to a party at his school, and he says, “did you know some Dads are 55?”

*We’ve watched “Alvin and the Chipmunks,” a couple of times now, and there is a part in the movie where Alvin says “chika wah wah,” and since then, that sound/ phrase has been reapeated over and over in my house by all 3 boys. So, the other day we were eating breakfast and a squirrel was out running along the fence and through the trees. When the squirrel dissapeared, Cooper stood up and put his hands in the air saying, “chika wah wah- gone?”

My husband said, “If he got any cuter he’d turn into a puppy,” and Aiden replied, “yeah or a snowman.”

*Tiny Talk Tuesday

~This week, my 5 year old has been the inventor and costume wearer, and back to his obsession with Tennessee Vols athletic uniforms. (which are a very offensive orange color) He invented a drink that when you drink it, you don’t have to brush your teeth ever again, OR if you break your leg, it will heal it. It is called, “Waffle-ade-ee.” (I think I pronounced that right)

~My 5 year old had a short stomach virus this weekend, and my two year old said enthusiastically, while hearing him in the bathroom, “Bluey puked up!”

I also overheard him arguing with a friend outside, and when I approached closer this is what I heard.
~ the friend-”The world is mine.”
~Blue saying passionately, “Na Uhh- the world is yours, mine and Gods.”
(and they continued to go back and forth, I decided to let them work that one out)

~ A neighbor girl was outside, and said to me, “Miss Kristin, watch what I can do,” and she broke a crayon in half. I said, “wow…” and she replied “I don’t even take Karate.”

… I love how confident kids are of themselves, their inventions, and abilities.

(this one is into everything!!!)

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~ The day where I’ll tell you about the cute and funny things my kids are saying!

~Today my 4 year old was poking his head out of our sun roof of our car, while we were sitting in the parking lot, yelling at anyone who walked by, ” You wanna come in our car?”
~While picking the tomatoes from our deck, he tells me, “I don’t like grape potatoes.”

~My 2 year old, has been saying, ” you got for, something.” (meaning you forgot, something) and ” cheese-la-weezy” (for jeeze la weeze)

~My baby has not begun to talk yet, except for the indiscriminate “mamma mamma” he says. But he does like to yell, “baa baa, yaaa, yaaa,” every time we sit down to eat.

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