Trash Talking.
Today my husband and my son, played a game of basketball against me and our 8 year old neighbor girl. My husband and son beat us. (barely)
My husband has not stopped trash talking me, about that game, since. It’s like, “Brody, can you hand me a spoon,” and he says, “yeah only because I dominated you in basketball…”
Then I started making brownies, and decided to put marshmallow cream in it. My husband started to bring out a pot to melt the marshmallow cream in, and I was skeptical that it would burn. When I said, “oh wow, that actually worked good…” he says, “yeah, I dominate marshmallow cream.”
As we were waiting for the brownies to bake, we started working on a Hulk puzzle, and every single piece that he fit, he’d say, “yeah, I dominated that piece…”
So, I tried to trash talk back, and it comes out, “yeah, well, I was doing good too… and you’re tall… or something…. man, I suck at trash talking..”
Which he of course has to say, “yeah, I dominate you in trash talking….”
January 31st, 2009 at 10:11 pm
He’s mean. My husband is mean too
January 31st, 2009 at 11:05 pm
That’s funny.. “I dominate you in posting on peoples blogs…” yeah..
February 1st, 2009 at 3:58 am
Thanks for the chuckle!
February 1st, 2009 at 11:15 am
I am pretty much the Queen of trash talk, so I could give you lessons. Or, you could just get biblical on him and quote the verse about “no coarse joking” or “let no unwholesome thing come out of your mouth”. and then say something like “you aren’t loving me like Christ loves the church. works for me!
February 1st, 2009 at 2:10 pm
This is great.
February 1st, 2009 at 4:37 pm
[...] I totally dominate you in Stats Suck Sunday posting.. haha [...]
February 1st, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Surely not! Brody trash talking? And he has the gall to talk about how some of the criticisms that come his way really bother him? Sounds like a double standard to me! Don’t hurt the poor guy’s ego; he sounds pretty fragile to me!
February 2nd, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Tell him you totally dominate in celabacy and you’re going to help him get better at being celibate.
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Kristin, that was hilarious! Probably because I can totally relate – that sounds just like Jimmy and me.
I’m going to have to read this one to Jimmy…